Random Tangents, Take Two...

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Words of "wisdom".

Why did the electron cross the potential energy barrier ?

To place itself in a position parallel, yet perpendicular to its original starting location.




What is the first thing you learn in Chemistry Lab?

Never lick the spoon.

posted by Robyn at 5:26 PM

6 Comments:

  • In my first lab in Grade 9, we were testing different white powders, crystals, grains, etc. and had to identify each one. But we were stuck on two, figuring out which was salt and which was some random molecule name. So being the smart person I was, I dabbed my finger in the one I thought looked and smelled more like salt and tasted it.

    It didn't taste like salt.

    Fortunately, so far as I can tell, there were no ill side effects...

    By Blogger truktruktruk, at April 09, 2006 2:19 AM  

  • Ugh. Sounds like fun.

    Ha "no ill side effects"...then Amber coughs and her EARS CHANGE COLOUR! GASP!

    That would be pretty cool actually.

    By Blogger Robyn, at April 09, 2006 11:18 AM  

  • I would so join a freak circus and bring in the big dollars.

    By Blogger truktruktruk, at April 09, 2006 2:40 PM  

  • amber,
    and the clowns....hahaha

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 11, 2006 7:50 PM  

  • To anonymous:

    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. - Deep Thoughts, Jack Handey

    By Blogger truktruktruk, at April 26, 2006 11:33 AM  

  • Here's the irony to your last posting.....


    Is - n't it rich? Aren't we a pair?

    Me here at last on the ground, and you in mid-air --

    Send in the clowns.

    Is - n't it bliss? Don't you approve?

    One who keeps tear - ing around, and one who can't move.

    But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 28, 2006 6:54 PM  

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