"Interesting" "random" happenings of the day

-"learned" how to skateboard (read: move along on a skateboard) and almost immediately flew off, turning my spine in an awkward direction and nearly smashing my bottle of orange juice

-Covered a door in tin foil and bright neon orange lettering

-Went to a "garage sale" and acquired a bunch of cool artsy decorating stuff

-Witnessed the invention of a genius shelving unit

-Realized it was Friday and that I forgot to create a VBM comic

-Listened to "Muse" and concluded that yes, they do sound like Radiohead

-Discovered that I had apple pie but decided not to eat any

-Discussed Nascar, women's rights, and quitting jobs all within the space of about 15 minutes

-Said "What's Crack-a-lackin!" and confused some co-workers