Open Letter to Rock Climbing Wall

Dear Rock Climbing Wall,

I plan on visiting you today. It's been a couple weeks, and my muscles seem to have returned to the right places, with no lasting pain, so I think it's about time. I appreciate that you made me more aware that there are indeed muscles in my shoulders and around my ribcage region. I also appreciate you being sturdy and whatnot, and not shaking with some type of twisted rock-wall laughter when I slipped, in my non-climbing shoes, and had to fall off the wall.

All of this being said, Rock Climbing Wall, I ask for a similar or better experience today. Because I even cut my super-length fingernails, just for you.

With respect,
Robyn

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p.s. I am sorry I did not actually visit today. My partner-in-climb was injured. Maybe tomorrow!