A promise is a promise

While on the nerd theme....

Q:What do you call a joke that is made of cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

A:CoRnY


Q:How do angles pick each other up at bars?

A: "What's your sine?"


Q:What do you call a test tube with a college degree?

A:A graduated cylinder!

And my personal favourite:

Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

A: Because it was polar!

Super Nerd!

According to this, I'm a super nerd. Sweet deal. You should check it out.
Speaking of, I math-ified the blog. Sorta kinda.

Also check out the song "Metaphor" by Sparks. Quite funny, making a metaphor a whole theme for a song. More on music at some point in the near future.

Ah, music.

"Let Go" by Frou Frou=beautiful.

Corny joke numero uno

There were once two bakers shops in a small village. They were in fierce competition, with half the village going to one, and the other half shopping at the other. One day, one of the bakers bought himself a new device that he found for sale in the city - it was a bread slicing machine, which could slice four loaves at once, using four large blades. Suddenly, he found himself getting all the business in the town. No one went to the other baker's shop any more, and it was forced out of business. After he had closed the shop for the final time, the second baker went to visit the first, to ask for a job.
"How did you do it?" he asked, "How did you get so much business from me? You just got so much good luck all of a sudden.""I'm not sure," said the first baker, "but I think it's got something to do with this four-loaf-cleaver I found..."

Wow, think of the overdue fines

We cleaned up our office this weekend. Today I walked in and saw a blue book on one of the desks.

"HAHAHHAHAH! This is the library book that I couldn't find in summer 2004 after we got back from the cottage! Not so funny but sort of."

Oops. Well, I paid for it so it's mine now I suppose.

A corny joke will be posted soon, once I get a good new one.

Spring has sprung!

I do believe that spring is my favourite season. I definitely rolled down the windows of the car and cranked the music today.

A spring poem: (which I did not write)

"Spring has sprung,
the grass is ris',
I wonder where
the birdies is."

Snaps for poetry.

Take Two

Aaaaand we're back. Slightly different take for this blog I think. More Later.