Random Tangents, Take Two...

Monday, December 24, 2007

Random Slogan Generator

Picked this up off of Meg, bound to bring hours (?) of endless entertainment. Or at least until it starts reusing slogans. Type it your word and watch slogans be generated.

My favourites so far:
(for the "word" "deliciousness")
-"You've got questions. We've got deliciousness."
-"Four out of five dentists recommend deliciousness."

random ones:
- "Ennui-lickin' good."
-"Have a break. Have an apple."

and so on.

S'now Joke

Turns out that weather warning was warranted...snow came down in buckets. I drove to the theatre in it anyway (after the snow had stopped). THAT was fun. However, it was worth it, because I finally saw "Once". Wonderful. It did, however, convince me to stop reading so many plot summaries before I go see a film that I want to see. Knowing what was going to happen killed a bit of the experience.

I'll be doing lots of family/friends/Christmas/birthday/celebratory stuff over the next week. And a lot of sleeping. And reading. A friend of mine loaned me more of the volumes/books of "Y: The Last Man", which is awesome.

Looks like we'll have a white Christmas too. I'm excited to go tobogganing...I haven't gone in years.

Snow joke: Two snowmen are standing in a snowy field. One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"

Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Snow

I love Environment Canada. Such a positive, gentle method of delivering the weather forecast. Check out their winter weather warning for today:

A NEAR-CRIPPLING SNOW STORM WITH HEAVY SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW AS WELL AS SOME ICE PELLETS TONIGHT AND SUNDAY. THIS IS A WARNING THAT DANGEROUS WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR OCCURRING IN THESE REGIONS. MONITOR WEATHER CONDITIONS..LISTEN FOR UPDATED STATEMENTS.
A MASSIVE WINTER STORM IS ABOUT TO STRIKE MUCH OF SOUTHERN AND EASTERN ONTARIO WITH NEAR RECORD SNOWFALL AMOUNTS. LATEST ANALYSES INDICATES THAT THE DEVELOPING LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM IS MOVING INTO WESTERN TENNESEE PRECEEDED BY A BURGEONING AREA OF MODERATE SNOW WITH SOME FREEZING PRECIPITATION EXTENDING NORTH TO LAKE ERIE. THE LOW WILL MOVE NORTHEAST TOWARDS THE LOWER GREAT LAKES AND INTENSIFY RAPIDLY AS IT REACHES OHIO SUNDAY MORNING THEN TRACK ACROSS NEW YORK STATE INTO NEW ENGLAND SUNDAY NIGHT. THIS STORM TRACK WILL PLACE MUCH OF SOUTHERN AND EASTERN ONTARIO DIRECTLY UNDER THE BRUNT OF HEAVY SNOW. A FEW CLAPS OF THUNDER ALONG WITH BURSTS OF VERY HEAVY SNOW ARE ALSO LIKELY. PATCHY AREAS OF SNOW HAVE AFFECTED PORTIONS OF SOUTHERN ONTARIO TODAY AS WELL AS A LAKE SNOW BAND MEANDERING ACROSS TORONTO. THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THIS BAND MAY INTENSIFY THIS EVENING OVER TORONTO GIVING LOCALLY 5 CM OR MORE. THE BRUNT OF THE MAIN SNOW EVENT WILL BEGIN THIS EVENING IN THE SOUTHWEST AND RAPIDLY ENVELOP ALL REGIONS EAST TO OTTAWA IN THE OVERNIGHT HOURS. COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SNOW AS WELL AS STRONG WINDS CAUSING BLOWING SNOW ARE EXPECTED. FREEZING RAIN IS ALSO POSSIBLE NEAR LAKE ERIE. WIDESPREAD SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF 20 TO 30 CM ARE EXPECTED IN MOST AREAS TONIGHT AND SUNDAY. SOME LOCAL AMOUNTS OF 40 CM OR MORE ARE QUITE LIKELY IN A FEW AREAS BY SUNDAY NIGHT..ESPECIALLY FROM THE WEST END OF LAKE ONTARIO AND EASTWARDS INTO FAR EASTERN ONTARIO. SIGNIFICANT BLOWING SNOW IS EXPECTED TO ACCOMPANY THE HEAVY SNOW DUE TO STRONG NORTHEAST WINDS GUSTING TO 60 KM/H WHIPPING UP THE FRESHLY FALLEN SNOW AND CAUSING WHITEOUT CONDITIONS. IN ADDITION FREEZING RAIN IS POSSIBLE ESPECIALLY NEAR LAKE ERIE FOR A FEW HOURS OVERNIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING AS MILDER AIR PAYS A BRIEF VISIT ALOFT. ICE PELLETS ARE ALSO QUITE POSSIBLE GENERALLY ALONG AND SOUTH OF A LINE FROM GRAND BEND TO NEAR TORONTO AND EAST TO CORNWALL. THE PUBLIC SHOULD BE PREPARED TO CHANGE PLANS ACCORDINGLY TO AVOID UNNECESSARY TRAVEL DURING THIS STORM. THIS MASSIVE SNOW STORM HAS THE POTENTIAL TO CAUSE NEAR-PARALYZING CONDITIONS AS ROAD TRAVEL ON ANY UNPLOWED STREETS MAY BECOME NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE ON SUNDAY. ALL MOTORISTS WHO MUST TRAVEL ARE URGENTLY ADVISED TO USE EXTREME CAUTION AND PLAN FOR MUCH EXTRA TIME TO REACH THEIR DESTINATION. THERE IS A HIGH DEGREE OF CERTAINTY WITH THIS STORM AS THE CONCENSUS OF WEATHER MODEL DATA IS VIRTUALLY UNANIMOUSLY FORECASTING THIS EVENT. ENVIRONMENT CANADA CONTINUES TO CLOSELY MONITOR THIS SITUATION. THE WINTER STORM WARNINGS WILL LIKELY BE EXPANDED NORTHEAST ACROSS THE REMAINDER OF THE REGIONS THIS AFTERNOON.

PLEASE REFER TO THE LATEST PUBLIC FORECASTS FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

Not that I don't appreciate the weather warnings at all. They're just entertaining to read, at this point.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

At least it's nerdy?

I had made a sort of promise to myself -- that I would never post an "lolcat"...but I enjoy this one far too much:



Saturday, December 08, 2007

The list

Things to do/see/buy/etc. If you have any other suggestions, go nuts.

-make keyboard wallets(one so far)
-send a few things in the mail that I need to send
-write/essay/something about the nature of internet and sociology (loose idea at this point)
-make more flexahedrons/kaleidocycles
-purchase or at least listen to the entire "In Rainbows" album
-see the films "once", "Juno", "The Darjeeling Limited", "Enchanted", "The Golden Compass", "Margot at the Wedding", "Lars and the Real Girl"
-get my hair cut
-make a birthday music playlist (I am open to suggestions here)
-listen to Stars' "Heart" (just purchased), and the two albums I have also just purchased, by the Great Lake Swimmers
-do something to my room so it is not so empty/bare
-plan attendance at concerts (anyone good coming up/making waves that I should be looking into?)
-eat more sushi (recently discovered!!)
-finish floppy disk bag
-generally nerd it up


I need to DO more things. Reading and blogging and whatnot is all very well, but I'm feeling a very strong pull to be productive. That said, I'm cleaning up this desk and making some wallets.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

50 Answers

John Campbell (of Pictures For Sad Children and other projects) answers 50 Questions. In comic form.
YES.

EDIT:
This one's my favourite:

"Why do we communicate via e-mails and LJ comments even though you live in the next room?"